problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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