It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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