I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Randomize
