I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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