Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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