dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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