If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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