You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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