Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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