Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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