I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
