So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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