Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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