if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm too high and old for this...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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