Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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