there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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