covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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