ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Oh Jesus.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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