I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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