Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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