I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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