If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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