Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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