based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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