32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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