Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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