should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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