Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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