My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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