well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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