I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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