On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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