Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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