I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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