yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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