Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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