I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I got inside last night via doggy door
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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