She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
A+ Viking dick
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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