if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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