just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize