I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
