Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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