I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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