Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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