But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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