yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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