Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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