somebody snuck up and got me drunk
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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