People in love make me want to vomit
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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