you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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