Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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