whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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