I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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